Job of the day!

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...care-away.html

Blackpool Zoo is trying to recruit human 'seagull deterrents' who will dress up in bird costumes to scare them away

• Humans will dress up in bird costumes and spend their days scaring the gulls
• Seagulls have been stealing food from visitors to the zoo and animal enclosures

[sadkingbilly]

right up your street! did you get it???

[vetran]

right up your street! did you get it???

nah they said they need someone to randomly rain poop all over other people, they reckon you are a shoe in!