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How (not) to sell your house

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    #11
    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Or if you need something footballerish to spend your spare £15m on (warning, it doesn't even have a pool!) ...

    https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132450365
    Like the description -

    "If there has ever been a stately home built in the 21st Century this is it."

    We all know what happened to much older stately homes - https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #12
      No need for a odd and disconcerting video, just put away/hide the chintz, nicknacks, and tat lying about before taking photos = house sold.

      qh

      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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        #13
        WTF is this? Click image for larger version

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          #14
          The woman in the video is the estate agent not the owner. Here's the estate agent's youtube channel with a mix of normal and singing video tours https://www.youtube.com/@justknockes...nts9168/videos.

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            #15
            Originally posted by rik sherman View Post
            The woman in the video is the estate agent not the owner. Here's the estate agent's youtube channel with a mix of normal and singing video tours https://www.youtube.com/@justknockes...nts9168/videos.
            so the singing estate agent? Don't tell Dennis Potter otherwise it will soon be pornographic (apparently realtor porn is a thing)
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
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              I suspect they have relative that contracts at Barclays or RBS who knocked it up for them.

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                You are kidding right? It's a masterstroke. You've watched it, I've watched it, thousands more will. Anyone that actually want it will see past it but if it gets to one potential buy because of the video then they've absolutely nailed it.

                That said I hope this is a one off and doesn't become a trend.
                I'm sending the link to the wife so she can put together a video for our house. Just need a catchy song and theme.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by woohoo View Post

                  I'm sending the link to the wife so she can put together a video for our house. Just need a catchy song and theme.
                  If you live rurally -

                  Or

                  Or if you live in a city/town -

                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post

                    I'm sending the link to the wife so she can put together a video for our house. Just need a catchy song and theme.
                    Can't beat the Man in Black

                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20


                      should shift it.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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