Boris Johnson

[WTFH]

£800,000?
That’s enough to feed 7,305 people every day for a year (according to Conservative hero Lee Anderson)

But at least he’s consistent in mismanaging his personal funds as badly as he mismanaged the country.

The Fail/Express and their ilk must have been so excited when they heard that the evil communist BBC were in trouble, until they found out who and why.

[vetran]

£800,000?
That’s enough to Fred 7,305 people every day for a year (according to Conservative hero Lee Anderson)

Fred that is just kinky!

[WTFH]

Fred that is just kinky!

Too much Fred and your autocorrect will change it to "feed"

[Eirikur]

£800,000?

(ex-)Mistresses and extramarital children don't come cheap, to prevent them from talking to the press

[SueEllen]

(ex-)Mistresses and extramarital children don't come cheap, to prevent them from talking to the press

Due to going for some women like his ex-wife it's more likely they take him to Court for child maintenance and then gag him. Hence he can't say how many children he exactly has to the UK press.