a Tulip post

[vetran]

https://www.newscientist.com/article...d-others-sink/


Whether your poo floats or sinks depends on the types of bacteria in your gut and how much gas they produce, a new study suggests.

About 10 to 15 per cent of people consistently do poos that float in toilet water – so-called “floaters”, while the rest typically produce poos that sink to the bottom, or “sinkers”.

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You do talk some old tulip.

[vetran]

Luckily the wail is ahead of the newcientist, your gassy / greasy poos are a sign of Cancer.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-REVEALED.html

Floating stools may be an early warning sign of pancreatic cancer.

Although it sounds like a strange connection, tumours in the pancreas can block the organ's ducts — stopping the thorough release of enzymes and bile that break down fatty foods.

Without this internal reaction, poo can end up being greasy and float.

But the symptom is not necessarily pancreatic cancer, a floating stool could also be a sign of cystic fibrosis and coeliac disease.

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You know the Daily Fail group OWNS the New Scientist magazine?

New Scientist was acquired by Daily Mail and General Trust (DMGT) in March 2021.

[DoctorStrangelove]

But the symptom is not necessarily pancreatic cancer, a floating stool could also be a sign of cystic fibrosis and coeliac disease.

Ah, the good news then. Just cytic fibrosis or coeliac disease. Good old Fail.

You know the Daily Fail group OWNS the New Scientist magazine?

New Scientist was acquired by Daily Mail and General Trust (DMGT) in March 2021.

I dumped New Scientist long before that. See wot I did there?