Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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A bit like that cannibalistic German IT guy who advertised on the internet for someone who wanted to be eaten. Apparently before he killed the guy and cut him up for the freezer, they both sat down to a bit of the victim's fried penis (some say with Chianti and fava beans).Hard Brexit now!
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If they could read, they would know it's supposed to be " a nice Amarone & some fava beans" - it was changed to Chianti for the american movie-goerOriginally posted by sasguruLife is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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True. Like the Timothy Dalton Bond film "License to Kill", originally entitled "License Revoked" (seeing as that's what it's about) but changed after advance screenings showed that 80%+ of Americans didn't know what "revoked" meant.Originally posted by hattra
But that aside, do you want some marmalade?Comment
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How much is the shipping to Skaro? If it is prohibitively expensive to ship to another galaxy could you supply 10,000 jars to our secret army on Spiridon? That's much closer to Earth.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxComment
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I know all about that "plan". It didn't work then and it won't work now.Originally posted by Dalek SupremeComment
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Perfect
Just received the parcel - opened it up and shamelessly grabbed a spoon and had some.
Really nice - rich flavour, sweet with the tang of the peel - thick cut. Cheers LB!
(The poison hasn't kicked in yet - no drug symptoms at the mo - pulse normal, so far so good. If I don't post anymore after tonight I'm one of LB's statistics!)
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Damn, it's no good
I'll have to place an order.
One jar please, Mr LB!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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it is, mines nearly all gone!!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Thanks for the compliments, n5gooner and realityhack, I really appreciate it. Perhaps I should hang up the data models and get out the pinny full time?
Cojak, I'll PM you with the order fulfilment details. Thanks.
If you want another jar, n5gooner, I should be able to sort you out. It might be a giant jar though (previously used for pickled onions I think).Comment
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It's so good I've hidden it from the wife! Unfortunately, she's just found it - evidence on a knife apparantly.
Curse her Poirot-like forensic skills...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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