Reply to: Marmalade, Part IV

[Lucifer Box]

It's so good I've hidden it from the wife! Unfortunately, she's just found it - evidence on a knife apparantly.

Curse her Poirot-like forensic skills...

Isn't illicit marmalade grounds for divorce and handing over half your future income these days?

[hyperD]

It's so good I've hidden it from the wife! Unfortunately, she's just found it - evidence on a knife apparantly.

Curse her Poirot-like forensic skills...

[Lucifer Box]

Thanks for the compliments, n5gooner and realityhack, I really appreciate it. Perhaps I should hang up the data models and get out the pinny full time?

Cojak, I'll PM you with the order fulfilment details. Thanks.

If you want another jar, n5gooner, I should be able to sort you out. It might be a giant jar though (previously used for pickled onions I think).

[n5gooner]

it is, mines nearly all gone!!

[cojak]

Damn, it's no good

I'll have to place an order.

One jar please, Mr LB!

[realityhack]

Perfect

Just received the parcel - opened it up and shamelessly grabbed a spoon and had some.
Really nice - rich flavour, sweet with the tang of the peel - thick cut. Cheers LB!

(The poison hasn't kicked in yet - no drug symptoms at the mo - pulse normal, so far so good. If I don't post anymore after tonight I'm one of LB's statistics!)

[Davros]

How much is the shipping to Skaro? If it is prohibitively expensive to ship to another galaxy could you supply 10,000 jars to our secret army on Spiridon? That's much closer to Earth.

I know all about that "plan". It didn't work then and it won't work now.

[Dalek Supreme]

But that aside, do you want some marmalade?

How much is the shipping to Skaro? If it is prohibitively expensive to ship to another galaxy could you supply 10,000 jars to our secret army on Spiridon? That's much closer to Earth.

[Lucifer Box]

If they could read, they would know it's supposed to be " a nice Amarone & some fava beans" - it was changed to Chianti for the american movie-goer

True. Like the Timothy Dalton Bond film "License to Kill", originally entitled "License Revoked" (seeing as that's what it's about) but changed after advance screenings showed that 80%+ of Americans didn't know what "revoked" meant.

But that aside, do you want some marmalade?

[hattra]

A bit like that cannibalistic German IT guy who advertised on the internet for someone who wanted to be eaten. Apparently before he killed the guy and cut him up for the freezer, they both sat down to a bit of the victim's fried penis (some say with Chianti and fava beans).

If they could read, they would know it's supposed to be " a nice Amarone & some fava beans" - it was changed to Chianti for the american movie-goer

[sasguru]

I realy do want some, but I can't get past the fact that you "may" be some random internet nutter with a "special" ingredient.

A bit like that cannibalistic German IT guy who advertised on the internet for someone who wanted to be eaten. Apparently before he killed the guy and cut him up for the freezer, they both sat down to a bit of the victim's fried penis (some say with Chianti and fava beans).

[Lucifer Box]

My mum is very disappointed with the quality of the Seville oranges this year, LB.

What's your opinion?

No complaints here. In fact it's been the nicest marmalade I've done in a while. I used organic ones, don't know what your mum was using or if that made a difference?

[Lucifer Box]

Actually a few drops of something like cannabis oil may work quite nicely in a great jar of marmalade!

(allegedly)

I charge a premium for those jars.

[realityhack]

Actually a few drops of something like cannabis oil may work quite nicely in a great jar of marmalade!

(allegedly)

[The Lone Gunman]

I realy do want some, but I can't get past the fact that you "may" be some random internet nutter with a "special" ingredient.

and multiple identities.