Old Boss Just Phoned Me...

**DimPrawn** · 14 February 2007, 12:13

Feck me what is it with you SP?

Angry clients, angry pimps. You need to get yerself sorted mate. IT contracting is for professional business people, not idiots (apart from Milan, MF, etc).

**Buffoon** · 14 February 2007, 12:25

Originally posted by Sockpuppet

Looking at the access logs he keeps checking it every 5 mins or so to see if I have changed it...

I'm thinking that some apache rewrite rules and a selection of gay porn are needed for his IP address....

Yeah, do it!
I did something very much along those lines (special page, but not porn) several years ago drove the people in question mad. I even had them threatening me with legal action. But they backed down when I said I had the logs and could show it was only them that access the offending page and how much time they spend on on it.

I asked them if senior management and shareholders were aware of them wasting so much time. They went away after that.

**threaded** · 14 February 2007, 12:26

Originally posted by Sockpuppet

Looking at the access logs he keeps checking it every 5 mins or so to see if I have changed it...

I'm thinking that some apache rewrite rules and a selection of gay porn are needed for his IP address....

That sounds like fun, especially if they're that sort of company they probably have a 'policy' about that kind of thing...

**MarillionFan** · 14 February 2007, 12:28

I have to say Sock you come across as a real child, no wonder you cannot get a contract.

As Dimprawn says to himself every morning when he looks in the mirror. "God I'm ugly!'

**Sockpuppet** · 14 February 2007, 12:33

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Feck me what is it with you SP?

Angry clients, angry pimps. You need to get yerself sorted mate. IT contracting is for professional business people, not idiots (apart from Milan, MF, etc).

I'm in logistics

**freakydancer** · 14 February 2007, 12:36

Originally posted by Sockpuppet

I'm in logistics

www.logsitics-forum.co.uk

why do you post on here if you don't work in IT?

**xoggoth** · 14 February 2007, 12:37

Why on earth is somebody objecting to what you put in a CV? Conjurse up, a wierd image.

April 2002-June 2004
Mincings Limited. Skills used. Nothing useful, twiddled thumbs mainly. They were crap they were, took 3 years to do a 5 months project.

**Sockpuppet** · 14 February 2007, 12:41

Originally posted by MarillionFan

I have to say Sock you come across as a real child, no wonder you cannot get a contract.

As Dimprawn says to himself every morning when he looks in the mirror. "God I'm ugly!'

Trust me the internet me is very different to the real me. In the real world you'd probably think I was thirty and old before my time. I'm very professional at work however I neither work for this guy nor like him.

I do indeed have a new contract though....one week special. Back working for tesco ..... mobile office, 50ft long and has "You shop, we drop" written on the side. Yep, got bored of the house and opted for a week of HGV driving.

**Sockpuppet** · 14 February 2007, 12:41

Originally posted by freakydancer

www.logsitics-forum.co.uk

why do you post on here if you don't work in IT?

I enjoy the abuse from DP and MF.

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