MS you got Russian relatives?

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...meals-250.html

Desperate Russian fills his entire fridge with McDONALD'S after the restaurant suspends trading over Ukraine… as others cash in by selling Big Mac meals for £250!

• A Russian has stockpiled McDonald's burgers amid news of closures in Russia
• McDonald's announced it will close its 850 locations due to invasion of Ukraine
• Russians have been trying to flog McDonald's meals on advertising websites
• One tried to sell Big Mac meal for £250 while another charged £639 for food

[SueEllen]

Luckily for the Russian MacDonalds food lasts a long time.

https://www.today.com/food/mcdonalds...6-years-t60026

In October 2009, McDonald's was shuttering its restaurants in Iceland as a result of the worldwide economic crash.

On Oct. 30, anthropologist Hjörtur Smárason stopped by the fast food chain just before it closed its doors for one last meal. But he never meant to eat it.

Instead, Smárason stashed the cheeseburger and fries away to see what would happen as time ticked by.

After three years, he took a peek. To his surprise, the meal looked as fresh as the day he bought it.

[xoggoth]

Probably because even bacteria don't like them.