[OFFICIAL] Ukraine Thread

[d000hg]

AtW said it's official to me when he appeared as a giant squirrel in my dream last night.

So invasion has begun, but let's start today with:

Ukraine's president offers weapons to anyone who wants them


Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy has also said that he will issue weapons to everyone who wants them, according to state media.

You might recall having seen lots of images of Ukrainian civilians undergoing basic military training in recent weeks as tensions ramped up with Russia.

Can you imagine Boris making a briefing offering everyone firearms?!

[TheDude]

Prince Andrew could seek redemption by offering his ice cool helicopter piloting skills to Ukraine.

[HoofHearted]

Looks like I picked the wrong time to have just stuck another £10K into my pension fund

[d000hg]

Looks like I picked the wrong time to have just stuck another £10K into my pension fund

Gota load up my ISA, might just leave it in cash a little while though. Although for all I know war will lead to rampant markets. The crash might come after the war.

[Paddy]

Looks like I picked the wrong time to have just stuck another £10K into my pension fund

Don't waste your money on pension funds. See my posts.

[d000hg]

Is this all going to be over by tea-time? Seems like it... can't imagine anyone is going to try and force them out or do anything physical about it once they're in.

[OwlHoot]

Don't waste your money on pension funds. See my posts.

Dictionary definition:

Pension fund (n): A form of Government piggy bank

[Paddy]

Is this all going to be over by tea-time? Seems like it... can't imagine anyone is going to try and force them out or do anything physical about it once they're in.

It's very unpredictable and there is no mechanism to make a green line or DMZ

[d000hg]

Who'd have thought we'd so soon be looking back to the rosy days when all we had to worry about was Covid?

[TestMangler]

Is this all going to be over by tea-time? Seems like it... can't imagine anyone is going to try and force them out or do anything physical about it once they're in.

Boris Johnson has threatened to write a strongly worded letter to their bank manager, so expect de-escalation presently.