Unofficial: Christmas drinks thread

[vetran]

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to entertain

a new set of pitchforks hey?

[Paralytic]

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to stalk

FTFY

[Whorty]

Did you buy somewhere or just going into rented as an interim?

Bought. I was planning to leave the area completely, but in the end I went for a compromise ... moving to Westbury as it's near a main train line that lets me get to London, Bath, Bristol etc easily, but I get to keep a big house for all my sh*t. Probably a short (ish) term move until I decide what I want to do next, but it frees up £230k from the current house ... so worst case is I get very, very drunk for the next decade!

[Whorty]

Will this one be on the telly?

No. I'm famous enough ... already having to fight the local totty off, don't need any more fans

[Whorty]

a new set of pitchforks hey?

Definitely need to check out next time that the lady is properly divorced and not just believe what she tells me!

[Paralytic]

it frees up £230k from the current house ... so worst case is I get very, very drink for the next decade!

Lightweight!

[vetran]

Bought. I was planning to leave the area completely, but in the end I went for a compromise ... moving to Westbury as it's near a main train line that lets me get to London, Bath, Bristol etc easily, but I get to keep a big house for all my sh*t. Probably a short (ish) term move until I decide whose wife I want to do next, but it frees up £230k from the current house ... so worst case is I get CUKers very, very drunk for the next week!

FTFY

[Gibbon]

Definitely need to check out next time that the lady is properly divorced and not just believe what she tells me!

"young fillies" a fool and his money are easily parted, especially through an overactive imagination. The sex never lasts, the sponging does.

[Whorty]

Lightweight!

Come on, £230k buys you a lot of White Lightening