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    #11
    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    from the article
    MEN TAKE SEVEN MINUTES TO ORGASM

    who writes that crap.
    15 second is all you need.
    I managed 9 seconds at a glory hole in Watford Gap Services.

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      #12
      Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
      I managed 9 seconds at a glory hole in Watford Gap Services.
      GABRIEL (smiles)
      So Stan, tell me. How'd you do
      it?

      STANLEY
      Do what?

      GABRIEL
      Break the code. At the club.
      You broke the entire encryption, a
      silencer against your eye and your
      cock in someone's mouth, all in
      less than sixty seconds. How?

      not quite seeing you as Hugh Jackman though
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Yeah, but who has the most orgasms while being intimate with a willing partner?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Yeah, but who has the most orgasms while being intimate with a willing partner?

          32 -Mrs NAT with NLUK?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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