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She needs to get her hair off her head first.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostThen she could get a syrup
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I bet if she did use a wig she would use gorilla glue.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostShe needs to get her hair off her head first.
Reminds me of man who went into wig shop ansd ask how much a wig was. £100 + tax. The man said don't bother with tacks, I willjust glue it on...
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She has cut it off now.
Woman who set her hair with Gorilla Glue cuts off her ponytail | Daily Mail Online

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Do they all still have a phone helpline listed in the instructions? "I've glued my hand to my penis" etcOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostI always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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How does one dial in that situation? Is that what a dictaphone is for?Originally posted by d000hg View PostDo they all still have a phone helpline listed in the instructions? "I've glued my hand to my penis" etc
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I didn't realise she is 40.
Not exactly young enough to be so stupid."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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If there's one thing this forum has taught me, it's that there is no correlation between age and stupidity.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI didn't realise she is 40.
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I seem to recall that motor home manufacturers didn't initially tell drivers that they mustn't leave the driver's seat after engaging cruise control. It was only after someone set cruise control then went out back to make a cuppa, crashed, and successfully sued, did such a statement get included.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.
I really hope that's an urban myth but I have horrible feeling it's true.Comment
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