Read the instructions...

[ladymuck]

I don't think she wants to rock the Sinead O'Connor look considering she was doing a TikTok video on making a great pony tail or similar.

Then she could get a syrup

[BrilloPad]

Then she could get a syrup

Could she borrow yours?

[SueEllen]

Then she could get a syrup

She needs to get her hair off her head first.

[BrilloPad]

She needs to get her hair off her head first.

I bet if she did use a wig she would use gorilla glue.

Reminds me of man who went into wig shop ansd ask how much a wig was. £100 + tax. The man said don't bother with tacks, I willjust glue it on...

[vetran]

She has cut it off now.

Woman who set her hair with Gorilla Glue cuts off her ponytail | Daily Mail Online

[d000hg]

I always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.

Do they all still have a phone helpline listed in the instructions? "I've glued my hand to my penis" etc

[BrilloPad]

Do they all still have a phone helpline listed in the instructions? "I've glued my hand to my penis" etc

How does one dial in that situation? Is that what a dictaphone is for?

[SueEllen]

I didn't realise she is 40.

Not exactly young enough to be so stupid.

[ladymuck]

I didn't realise she is 40.

Not exactly young enough to be so stupid.

If there's one thing this forum has taught me, it's that there is no correlation between age and stupidity.

[ladymuck]

I always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.

I seem to recall that motor home manufacturers didn't initially tell drivers that they mustn't leave the driver's seat after engaging cruise control. It was only after someone set cruise control then went out back to make a cuppa, crashed, and successfully sued, did such a statement get included.

I really hope that's an urban myth but I have horrible feeling it's true.