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I've now been sober for over two weeks!
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I've never trusted people who don't drink. I trust them even less now.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
GJABS - I think you are in there.....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'll meet you behind the services in BridgewaterComment
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How can you get less trust than 0?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've never trusted people who don't drink. I trust them even less now.
I think I'm going to send alcohol now. Or you can sell a sledge and buy some.Comment
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Dean MartinI feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.See You Next TuesdayComment
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Jeremy Corbyn doesn't drink.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've never trusted people who don't drink. I trust them even less now.
#justsayingSee You Next TuesdayComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're all full of crap and I'll meet you behind the services in Bridgewater to prove it!
What colour is the boathouse at 'bridgewater services'?
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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No idea. I only go at night, and only in gingham.Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostWhat colour is the boathouse at 'bridgewater services'?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Reducing your weight from 150 kgs to 100 kgs is not going to make much of a difference. Keep at it for a bit more...Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Fook you. I was never 150kgs. Now get in your plane and eat your spaghetti.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostReducing your weight from 150 kgs to 100 kgs is not going to make much of a difference. Keep at it for a bit more...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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