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    How to remove your accountant

    I asked my accountant round to discuss IR35 and the bugger has basically moved in and taken over the house, the car and the wife.

    So under article 50, I invoke my right to remove the bastard.
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

    #2
    He's taken your wife also?

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      #3
      Originally posted by _V_ View Post
      I asked my accountant round to discuss IR35 and the bugger has basically moved in and taken over the house, the car and the wife.

      So under article 50, I invoke my right to remove the bastard.

      So you are saying your accountant is submitting returns for your missus?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        You'll have to ask nothernladuk for advice how to deal with this situation, unless nothernladuk was your accountant

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          #5
          Originally posted by _V_ View Post
          I asked my accountant round to discuss IR35 and the bugger has basically moved in and taken over the house, the car and the wife.

          So under article 50, I invoke my right to remove the bastard.

          Is his name Darren by any chance?

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            #6
            You will need a bigger gun!

            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by _V_ View Post
              I asked my accountant round to discuss IR35 and the bugger has basically moved in and taken over the house, the car and the wife.

              So under article 50, I invoke my right to remove the bastard.
              you lucky man

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                #8
                Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                you lucky man

                So you have Cuck fantasies on CUK?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  He's taken your wife also?
                  Not such a bad thing as long as they lets him watch.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    Not such a bad thing as long as they lets him watch.

                    Or participate

                    Ooer double entry book keeping
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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