Summer holiday to Florida booked

[Whorty]

I find that as have a thing called a TV, I can have most of the experiences I like, free, from the comfort of my sofa!

You've clearly not been to Patpong then .... need more than a tv for that

[BrilloPad]

You've clearly not been to Patpong then .... need more than a tv for that

You can't get a tv on the tv?

[Whorty]

You can't get a tv on the tv?

boom, boom

[BrilloPad]

boom, boom

You are starting to see why I get divorced so often....

[DonaldJTrump]

The trick apparently is to get onto a flight to Cancun Mexico (be aware though that UK police will turn you away from boarding if you don't have a valid reason for flying)
Then get a flight Cancun to Orlando (2hrs)
Come back the same way & as Mexico is not on the red list no need to quarantine!

HTH