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'Help! My girlfriend has turned into a fanatical vegan'
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"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostJust get up early and cook some bacon for breakfast. She'll soon crack.Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostBut the smell of the bacon will waft from kitchen into her bedroom, and wake her up, no?
Loads of veggies crack when they smell bacon being cooked after a few times.
However those who are likely to crack tend to turn around and ban bacon being cooked in the house.
(Sorry remembering my student housemate fights with a militant veggie. I much prefer those veggies from SE Asia so much more reasonable.)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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She could crack his head open, like an egg.
It's a very thin slice of bacon between vegans and violence.
Allegedly.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostYou clicked the link? What a noobI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostNah, i made the call based on what AtW posted. I don't feel I ever have to read a link to be able to have a view on the storyComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIs there a link?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIndeed. Anything AtWat posts is nonsense...
The one on the Torygrpah is purely click-bait to get their typical reader based all gammony. Seems to be working well given the comments AtW quoted.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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