OK who is this?

[vetran]

My boyfriend is obsessed with the news and wants me to act like Fiona Bruce

DEAR DEIDRE: MY boyfriend has become obsessed with the news over the last year and it’s got worse in this lockdown.
He has even started to ask me to role-play presenting it during foreplay and he puts on the BBC News At Ten theme music.

to be fair Ms Bruce has taken it well.

Fiona Bruce left in hysterics after featuring in a kinky Dear Deidre problem

A woman wrote in last week to say she pretends to present the news during sex — at her boyfriend’s request.He also likes the BBC theme music played beforehand, she said. But she went on: “Now he’s suggested I introduce myself as Fiona Bruce.”
She was not comfortable with that, and Deidre agreed, advising him to “step away from his news feed”.
Fiona, 56, said she was alerted to it by a friend while going through a post-Question Time debrief.

[Paddy]

My boyfriend is obsessed with the news and wants me to act like Fiona Bruce



to be fair Ms Bruce has taken it well.

Fiona Bruce left in hysterics after featuring in a kinky Dear Deidre problem

Sorry to disappoint you but Father Christmas and Deidre don't exist. If dear Deidre ever existed, she would 109 years old. Deidre was a made up name by the Daily Mirror and the Sun. The agony aunt letters are made up and re-cycled. How about reading something grownup?

[vetran]

sense of humour failure and snide remarks

FTFY

[darmstadt]

That's you that is

[vetran]

That's you that is

Nope Fiona Bruce doesn't do it for me. Takes all sorts.

[Paralytic]

Nope Fiona Bruce doesn't do it for me. Takes all sorts.

As requested.

[vetran]

As requested.

oooer missus!

[BrilloPad]

Since Fiona Bruce is a convicted druggie I am amazed anyone fancies her.

[vetran]

Since Fiona Bruce is a convicted druggie I am amazed anyone fancies her.

citation?

Witney Houston like many other female stars had more drugs in her than Boots and plenty fancied her.