I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos

**SallyAnne** · 2 February 2007, 11:14

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

**Buffoon** · 2 February 2007, 11:14

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Excellent. I'm going to file that one away for future use.

**freakydancer** · 2 February 2007, 11:15

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Quality!!

**Cliphead** · 2 February 2007, 11:18

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Outstanding

**Paddy** · 2 February 2007, 11:43

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Don’t forget to tell the tax inspector when he calls.

**Cowboy Bob** · 2 February 2007, 11:51

I'd have just waited until you were inside then keyed it...

**MarillionFan** · 2 February 2007, 11:57

Some twat just parked his 4x4 in a disabled spot at Tescos.

This little bloke got out and I was thinking midget but he seemed to walk OK, so I shouted over to him 'Oi! Whats your disability mate?'

He looked over and said something under his breath. So I shouted 'What?' and he said something under his breath again, wouldnt look at me and then waddled off into Tescos.

I've stuck a screw in his tyre, slow puncture.

Tosser.

**gingerjedi** · 2 February 2007, 12:12

I just don't know whats going on in todays society, the other day I went into B&Q and some mouthy c**t in an Orange uniform asked me if I wanted decking, well, luckily I managed to get the first punch in so that was the end of that, but be warned.

**DaveB** · 2 February 2007, 17:09

"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
Watch handicapped people make handicapped faces,
I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
I'm an asshole-eol-holey-ol."

I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos