I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos

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SallyAnne replied

2 February 2007, 17:12
Originally posted by DaveB

"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
Watch handicapped people make handicapped faces,
I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
I'm an asshole-eol-holey-ol."

I use public toilets and piss on the seats
I drive round in the summertime saying "how about this heat!"

I'm an asshole, eol, eoeol, eoeol, I'm an asshole, eol, eoeol, eoeol...
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DaveB replied

2 February 2007, 17:09
"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
Watch handicapped people make handicapped faces,
I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
I'm an asshole ( he's an asshole ),
I'm an asshole-eol-holey-ol."
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gingerjedi replied

2 February 2007, 12:12
I just don't know whats going on in todays society, the other day I went into B&Q and some mouthy c**t in an Orange uniform asked me if I wanted decking, well, luckily I managed to get the first punch in so that was the end of that, but be warned.
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MarillionFan replied

2 February 2007, 11:57
Some twat just parked his 4x4 in a disabled spot at Tescos.

This little bloke got out and I was thinking midget but he seemed to walk OK, so I shouted over to him 'Oi! Whats your disability mate?'

He looked over and said something under his breath. So I shouted 'What?' and he said something under his breath again, wouldnt look at me and then waddled off into Tescos.

I've stuck a screw in his tyre, slow puncture.

Tosser.
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Cowboy Bob replied

2 February 2007, 11:51
I'd have just waited until you were inside then keyed it...
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Paddy replied

2 February 2007, 11:43
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Don’t forget to tell the tax inspector when he calls.
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Cliphead replied

2 February 2007, 11:18
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Outstanding
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freakydancer replied

2 February 2007, 11:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Quality!!
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Buffoon replied

2 February 2007, 11:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".

Excellent. I'm going to file that one away for future use.
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SallyAnne replied

2 February 2007, 11:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".
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DimPrawn started a topic I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos

2 February 2007, 11:13
I parked my big 4x4 V8 in the disabled parking in Tescos

Some do gooder shouted "Oi! What's your disability then mate!"

I shouted "Tourettes you *****. Now **** off".
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