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    #11
    Bet loads of laptops will be found to be riddled with porn too... nothing to do with the kids
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Bet loads of laptops will be found to be riddled with porn too... nothing to do with the kids
      Cover those webcams just to be sure.

      If it's good enough for Zuckerberg ...

      Though it won't help with zoom classes.
      Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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        #13
        Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post
        I thought CraputaCenter had the gig for this.
        I thought local authorities were doing their own thing. Mine is - I thought about offering my services, but it would be unpaid and I would have to pay for my DBS check. Feck that.
        Also BBC local radio have a campaign going, and one of the England egg-chasers is fronting another campaign. Nothing about all of this looks in any way organised, which of course is the hallmark of Crapita (and the useless feckers you mentioned).
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          I thought local authorities were doing their own thing. Mine is - I thought about offering my services, but it would be unpaid and I would have to pay for my DBS check. Feck that.
          Also BBC local radio have a campaign going, and one of the England egg-chasers is fronting another campaign. Nothing about all of this looks in any way organised, which of course is the hallmark of Crapita (and the useless feckers you mentioned).
          Volunteer DBS is about 3 quid
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Volunteer DBS is about 3 quid
            I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want it.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want it.
              Hmm, looking online they claim £23 even for volunteers though you might have been required to get an enhanced DBS which costs more (DBS check: application process for volunteers - GOV.UK)

              However my wife definitely got one done for about £3 for a volunteer... maybe some special case or maybe the 'employer' can do them cheaper. The time is a bigger concern, my current client's client insists we all have them and like all government IT, it's tedious
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                Cover those webcams just to be sure.

                If it's good enough for Zuckerberg ...

                Though it won't help with zoom classes.
                My kid's school has pretty strict policies against turning your camera on. Audio only.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                  Cover those webcams just to be sure.

                  If it's good enough for Zuckerberg ...

                  Though it won't help with zoom classes.
                  who doesn't?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Hmm, looking online they claim £23 even for volunteers though you might have been required to get an enhanced DBS which costs more (DBS check: application process for volunteers - GOV.UK)

                    However my wife definitely got one done for about £3 for a volunteer... maybe some special case or maybe the 'employer' can do them cheaper. The time is a bigger concern, my current client's client insists we all have them and like all government IT, it's tedious

                    The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the auto renew is tedious etc.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the auto renew is tedious etc.
                      You can share? You can get a code and a URL to send to whoever wants to know? Sadly my client wanted a scan of the hardcopy so they had to wait for that to arrive instead.

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