Shopped to the Covid Cops

[Old Greg]

It might've been half an hour but I know they were exhausted by the end.

Sorry I missed a detail that their son and his partner moved home from London and just happened to be a day or so before tier 4 and all this New Variant news. But otherwise that's the full story.

mi fone did this on tappy tawk

A whole hour or maybe it might've been half an hour.

[BR14]

Time flies when you're enjoying yourself.

[d000hg]

A whole hour or maybe it might've been half an hour.

Maybe you start a stopwatch when the doorbell rings or can track it on your CCTV but they aren't autistic like you.

mi fone did this on tappy tawk

[d000hg]

Time flies when you're enjoying yourself.

I mean I've not talked to anyone in person that long for months, it might be the policeman trying to escape if it were me

mi fone did this on tappy tawk

[Old Greg]

Maybe you start a stopwatch when the doorbell rings or can track it on your CCTV but they aren't autistic like you.

mi fone did this on tappy tawk

Keep it classy, doogie.

[Old Greg]

Time flies when you're enjoying yourself.

Not that you would know.

[NotAllThere]

"Formally detain me and interview me under caution, or piss off"

After five minutes I'd have gone for that option.

[AtW]

"Formally detain me and interview me under caution, or piss off"

That’s just asking for it - before Xmas also

[Old Greg]

After five minutes I'd have gone for that option.

They probably left after three minutes of polite enquiry.

[vwdan]

That’s just asking for it - before Xmas also

They're not gonna nick you for it and I doubt it'd meet the threshold for an arrest even if they wanted to - it's a PR disaster waiting to happen, and the Police know they're on a knife-edge with this stuff already. Several of the bobbies I know are under strict, specific, instructions to not arrest people at all for minor COVID related offences.

Besides which, at some point you owe it to yourself anyway. Despite PACE, cops are still pretty good at being your best friendly mate and catching you with your pants down.

If they believe you're committing a crime, and have evidence, then they should be cautioning you and you should be getting a solicitor. What things like the OPs event is (Taken at face value) is a fishing expedition and/or an attempt to scare you.

(And I say this as somebody relatively pro police)