The Official CUK Xmas Avatars Announcement

[Old Greg]

You don't know the difference between disagreeing and being triggered.

Yes I do. But sorry for triggering you again.

[ladymuck]

Yes I do. But sorry for triggering you again.

Oh no you don't!

[xoggoth]

Panto time! Oh yes he does!

[Old Greg]

Oh no you don't!

Look behind you! There’s a trigger warning!

[vetran]

Look behind you! There’s a trigger warning!

Why do bald people like holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.


A solution :

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.


Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?

Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.




What is the difference between a prince, old smeg, a monkey and an orphan?

The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.


For Mrs old smeg

NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line.

A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald assh*le" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"

[Old Greg]

Why do bald people like holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.


A solution :

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.


Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?

Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.




What is the difference between a prince, old smeg, a monkey and an orphan?

The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.


For Mrs old smeg

NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line.

A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald assh*le" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"

At least someone’s in the Christmas spirit!

[SimonMac]

<---- Added a Santa hat to her

[SimonMac]

For Mrs old smeg

NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line.

A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald see you next Tuesday" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"

FTFY so it works better

[vetran]

FTFY so it works better

Nah "see you next Tuesdays" are useful.

[Uncle Albert]

Nah "see you next Tuesdays" are useful.

So are arseh*les.