If you've a spare £350K...

[AtW]

Given the only thing that you've ever F*£ked is a dry-stone wall, I should keep very quiet.

Not denying the transplant allegation though, eh?

[Old Greg]

Is no one worried so many of our members are obsessed with the size of a members member?

Concerned, not obsessed.

[AtW]

Concerned, not obsessed.

There is nothing there to be concerned about, zero

[quackhandle]

I was told that a Jensen Interceptor is a classic car that you can throw lots of money at...and still not have a working car.

And he was a member of the Jensen club.

qh

[DoctorStrangelove]

Ah, reminds me of the Jensen Healey, the car with more petrol than oil in the sump IIRC.