Best plant based / meat free burgers?

[vetran]

What you do to hens is your own business.

Chemicals are also natural. Artificial does not mean bad. Plastic replaced tortoiseshell. Fossil fuel replaced whale oil. Next you'll be telling me your against nuclear power!

It is a fact that intensive farming uses intrinsically fewer resources to feed more people than the pastoral idyll the more idiotic environmentalists seem to want to return to. If it's done badly, then sure, it can damage the environment, but it doesn't have to be. Nor must it be cruel.

so you & Warthog's first thought was shagging chickens - interesting! (fecking perverts)

[Old Greg]

so you & Warthog's first thought was shagging chickens - interesting! (fecking perverts)

Why did NAT cross the road?

[LondonManc]

Why did NAT cross the road?

To tell someone they’re a vegan?

[Whorty]

so you & Warthog's first thought was shagging chickens - interesting! (fecking perverts)

Not just shagging. I'm a modern man, foreplay is important to my bird

[Old Greg]

To tell someone they’re a vegan?

He was stuck inside the chicken.

[Mordac]

Not just shagging. I'm a modern man, foreplay is important to my bird

You should probably take her out for a meal first, but I'd advise against Nandos...

[vetran]

You should probably take her out for a meal first, but I'd advise against Nandos...

yeah the sauce is a bit hot.

[Whorty]

You should probably take her out for a meal first, but I'd advise against Nandos...

We avoid KFC too, she doesn't get on well with her relatives

[Old Greg]

We avoid KFC too, she doesn't get on well with her relatives

And the Colonel puts a secret ingredient in it that makes you crave it fortnightly.

[NotAllThere]

so you & Warthog's first thought was shagging chickens - interesting! (fecking perverts)

Well Whorty's was, clearly. But to infer it from my post... well, shows who the pecking pervert is! )