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[Paralytic]

As an employee of a limited company, you are entitled to redundancy money. It's worth seeing a really good accountant.

Who was made redundant, and by whom?

[AtW]

Who was made redundant, and by whom?

northernlad, by his accountant in the cold bodies storage

[Paralytic]

northernlad, by his accountant in the cold bodies storage

Ah, makes sense. I didn't know they'd released a new version of Cluedo.

[AtW]

Ah, makes sense. I didn't know they'd released a new version of Cluedo.

It’s NL’s accountant’s prison release we should all worry about...

[vetran]

Ah, makes sense. I didn't know they'd released a new version of Cluedo.

Contractor Cluedo - sounds great


AtW in the server room with a squirrel.

NAT in the departure lounge with a cuckoo clock.

Tarbie in the Bookies with a stripper's thong.

Darmie in the BDSM club with a butt plug.

etc.

[AtW]

Contractor Cluedo - sounds great


AtW in the server room with a squirrel.

NAT in the departure lounge with a cuckoo clock.

Tarbie in the Bookies with a stripper's thong.

Darmie in the BDSM club with a butt plug.

etc.

vetran is not in the game because he ain’t got a clue...

[vetran]

vetran is not in the game because he ain’t got a clue...

Vetran in the bedroom death by snu snu

[AtW]

Vetran in the bedroom death by snu snu

Amazon!

[Paddy]

Who was made redundant, and by whom?

Janet and John go contracting.
John starts up a limited company and makes himself director.
Janet says, did you know that you are now an employee of your limited company because your limited company is a separate legal entity?
John answers no, I did not know that.
Some time later, John gets into difficulty and he can't find any new contracts, he wants to close his limited company.
Janet tells John, you have been paying yourself the minimum in salary and drawing dividends, however your limited company can still pay you a lump sum in redundancy if there is money in the account.
Redundancy? replies John.
Yes, you ignorant twat. Your limited company that you own can make you redundant. If you don't know how to do that, ask your accountant or transfer your limited company to me and I will fn do it.
John was still puzzled, there is no hope for some contractors.

[AtW]

Director is not automatically an employee, Shirley still true?

Asking for a Director fiend