Drink gin, not water!
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Don't Drink The Water!
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostDrink gin, not water!
Real Ale & Scotch but agree the principle!Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostReal Ale & Scotch but agree the principle!Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI'm not the one who posts about brexit in General or compares us to Russia during the German Blockade and looks forward to eating brexiteers.
Your definition of normal is far short of mine.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostResidents were also told including to not to go up their noses while taking a shower or bath.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...
That's alright son!Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...Comment
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Originally posted by ravenshaw View PostHow on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?
I always though it was BS, I googled it there...
BBC - Earth - Would the candiru fish really eat your genitals?
and got as far as "amputate the penis"Comment
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Never have done since I worked in the Middle East and all the water comes from desalination plants and tastes absolutely rank.Comment
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