Don't Drink The Water!

[ladymuck]

Drink gin, not water!

[vetran]

Drink gin, not water!

Real Ale & Scotch but agree the principle!

[ladymuck]

Real Ale & Scotch but agree the principle!

I was going to asterisk it with 'other beverages are available' but knew that sensible people wouldn't need such a qualifier.

[darmstadt]

I'm not the one who posts about brexit in General or compares us to Russia during the German Blockade and looks forward to eating brexiteers.

Your definition of normal is far short of mine.

Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...

[ravenshaw]

Residents were also told including to not to go up their noses while taking a shower or bath.

How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?

[vetran]

Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...

That's alright son!

[minestrone]

Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...

Perfectly normal.

[minestrone]

[minestrone]

How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?

I read some survival book that said never piss directly into water in the tropics, either hit something solid and make the flow break or get in the water and piss while you are clothed. Things can swim faster than your flow.

I always though it was BS, I googled it there...

BBC - Earth - Would the candiru fish really eat your genitals?

and got as far as "amputate the penis"

[Rearden Metal]

Never have done since I worked in the Middle East and all the water comes from desalination plants and tastes absolutely rank.