CONs of not living in the UK

[founder]

Already spent half this year outside UK


Just got this email today feels bad

your 227 Subcard points are about to expire! Scan your card by 24/09/2020 to keep them active

[vetran]

Despite having left the UK post incessantly on UK forums how bad the UK is then wonder why people think you are a twunt.

[Mordac]

Despite having left the UK post incessantly on UK forums how bad the UK is then wonder why people think you are a twunt.

Does anyone know what a 'subcard' is? Is it a poor persons 'clubcard'?

[Old Greg]

Does anyone know what a 'subcard' is? Is it a poor persons 'clubcard'?

Subway?

[Mordac]

Subway?

Is that a place for those who can't afford Pret?

[Old Greg]

Is that a place for those who can't afford Pret?

And who lack the joie de vivre for Gregg's.

[NotAllThere]

Is that a place for those who can't afford Pret?

What, even on £75 passive income?

[vetran]

And who lack the tattoo de vivre for Gregg's.

fTFY

[GigiBronz]

For the people that are not UK nationals and haven’t lived much in their country of origin as well.
Staying for too long outside of the Uk might leave you without some of the social protections or ability to apply for citizenship.
So you might not have protections in the country of origin as you haven’t worked there and you won’t qualify in the UK either as with the changing tide they’ll throw you out like a bad tooth soon.

Or at least that is how I see it.

[Old Greg]

For the people that are not UK nationals and haven’t lived much in their country of origin as well.
Staying for too long outside of the Uk might leave you without some of the social protections or ability to apply for citizenship.
So you might not have protections in the country of origin as you haven’t worked there and you won’t qualify in the UK either as with the changing tide they’ll throw you out like a bad tooth soon.

Or at least that is how I see it.

Social protection in the UK will always be available in the form of fruit picking work camps.