CONs of not living in the UK

[NotAllThere]

I find the biggest con of living abroad is that you have to speak slowly and loudly, otherwise the locals just don't understand you.

[northernladyuk]

I find the biggest con of living abroad is that you have to speak slowly and loudly, otherwise the locals just don't understand you.

It's very similar if you marry a broad.

[vetran]

It's very similar if you marry a broad.

She kicked you out and you sleeping on the sofa?

[TwoWolves]

I've never actually set foot in a Subway sandwich shop.

I got as far as the threshold but the nauseating aroma of cheap nosh made me retch so badly that hunger was clearly a much better option.

[Old Greg]

I've never actually set foot in a Subway sandwich shop.

I got as far as the threshold but the nauseating aroma of cheap nosh made me retch so badly that hunger was clearly a much better option.

That weird stench of processed bread baking that is almost almost, but not quite entirely unlike the smell of fresh bread.

[SueEllen]

I've never actually set foot in a Subway sandwich shop.

I got as far as the threshold but the nauseating aroma of cheap nosh made me retch so badly that hunger was clearly a much better option.

I've eaten it abroad.

Greggs tastes better. Probably because Greggs doesn't try to pretend what it isn't.

[TwoWolves]

That weird stench of processed bread baking that is almost almost, but not quite entirely unlike the smell of fresh bread.

Their bread is probably the only edible item they sell, it's the processed fillings and rotting salad that smells so badly. Mind you, I bake my own bread and make my own sandwiches when visiting client site so have quite high standards.

[darmstadt]

I've eaten it abroad.

Greggs tastes better. Probably because Greggs doesn't try to pretend what it isn't.

Whereas I've been to Greggs once and it was quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten but can quite happily eat a Subway

[jayn200]

Whereas I've been to Greggs once and it was quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten but can quite happily eat a Subway

They're both equally disgusting processed garbage.

[Mordac]

Whereas I've been to Greggs once and it was quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten but can quite happily eat a Subway

You live in Germany, so that's already a fairly low bar...