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Old Gregg and other Anti Contractors
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Maybe the other one too. When you reach the boundaries of all known cretinism, it's hard to distinguish which is the bigger cretin. -
We must soon accept that there are no boundaries. These three new guys are way off the Vetran Scale, and a week ago, I would have doubted this was possible.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostMaybe the other one too. When you reach the boundaries of all known cretinism, it's hard to distinguish which is the bigger cretin.Comment
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostMaybe the other one too. When you reach the boundaries of all known cretinism, it's hard to distinguish which is the bigger cretin.Quantum cretinism, anyone?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe must soon accept that there are no boundaries. These three new guys are way off the Vetran Scale, and a week ago, I would have doubted this was possible.Comment
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Heisenberg's uncretincy Principle?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSchrödinger's Cretin.Comment
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Or more politely move abroad and use your skill set in a low tax country. Leave London for holidays and for housing benefit familiesOriginally posted by Whorty View PostFella, you're a dick. Just because someone doesn't agree with you they're anti-contractor? What a prize pillock.
Your problem is you don't like paying your fair share of tax, even when that is comparatively low compared to someone doing the same role as a permie; suck it up buttercup, you've still had it good for 20 years. Stop complaining, tweak your business model and get on with life.
The world changes, if a business wants to survive it will need to change too - don't like it? Close your company and do something else.Comment
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Quantum computing blockchain big data and AI powers the automated responses from old GregOriginally posted by BR14 View PostQuantum cretinism, anyone?
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or just Feckoff.Originally posted by LondonPM1 View PostOr more politely move abroad and use your skill set in a low tax country. Leave London for holidays and for housing benefit families
i thought you'd gone already.
how hard is it to operate a fecking door? FFS.Comment
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To paraphrase BR14 ..... watch the door doesn't smash your arse as you leaveOriginally posted by LondonPM1 View PostOr more politely move abroad and use your skill set in a low tax country. Leave London for holidays and for housing benefit familiesI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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jawohl herr lieutenant (Salute)Originally posted by Whorty View PostTo paraphrase BR14 ..... watch the door doesn't smash your arse as you leave
Marching On the double sirComment
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