Estate Agents Getting Desperate

[WTFH]

So this isn't you?

No. I don't have as many pots of drugs from CVS.

[vetran]

No. I don't have as many pots of drugs from CVS.

I think this is more you!

[WTFH]

I think this is more you!

That's at the greasy spoon round the corner from your house.

I remember that photo, it appears you don't. My main memory was I was laughing so hard I wasn't sure I could hold the camera steady enough.

And yes, we were laughing at you, not with you.

[vetran]

That's at the greasy spoon round the corner from your house.

I remember that photo, it appears you don't. My main memory was I was laughing so hard I wasn't sure I could hold the camera steady enough.

And yes, we were laughing at you, not with you.

can't be me I just can't wear red suspenders like you do.

[clearedforlanding]

can't be me I just can't wear red suspenders like you do.

Exactly. Also the lady in the photo is way out of your league.

[WTFH]

Exactly. Also the lady in the photo is way out of your league.

Breathing, or just not imaginary?

[vetran]

Breathing, or just not imaginary?

Mrs WTFH is always breathing heavily when she leaves me on a Thursday afternoon!

[ladymuck]

Exactly. Also the lady in the photo is way out of your league.

Thats a lady??

[WTFH]

Mrs WTFH is always breathing heavily when she leaves me on a Thursday afternoon!

That's either because you pay extra for that, or because she's hurrying to get away from such a hideously offensive grotesque (as your wife describes you)


If you ever want to know when your wife isn't faking it with you, she'll call out my name by mistake.

[vetran]

If you ever want to know when your wife isn't faking it with you, she'll call out my name by mistake.

Did you change your name by deed poll?