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There's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPerhaps in the style of "'Allo 'Allo".
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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You should have just gone to YouTubeOriginally posted by Mordac View PostThere's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.
Officer Crabtree Allo' Allo' - YouTube"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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It would be even better if he had a broken arm.Originally posted by Mordac View PostThere's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt would be even better if he had a broken arm.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostThere's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.
So that ought to be humerus then...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt would be even better if he had a broken arm.
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I'm 50 love*. YouTube isn't the first place I'm waking up thinking of...Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
*And less than a month away from 51.
Edit: I hope you lot have the requisite party organisations in place...Drink out to help out, and all that...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Herr Flick is also wordplay for hair-flick being female masturbation.Originally posted by Mordac View PostThere's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI'm 50 love*. YouTube isn't the first place I'm waking up thinking of...
*And less than a month away from 51.
Edit: I hope you lot have the requisite party organisations in place...Drink out to help out, and all that...
whippersnapper!Comment
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