First sign was Mrs CFL reporting that signs saying "LOC" & "UNIT" were pointing down the private lane towards my house coming back from the shops. 15 mins later the locusts descended.
I now have 3 Land Rovers being wired up for sound and video in my paddock and trundling forwards & backwards from the river. Plenty of Enterprise Rental vans, SUVs, catering vans and security.
g out of my mind I went over (usual pre shower routine) and asked was asked by security what I was doing there. "Erm, you are standing on my drive way and are parked in my paddock.", "Oh it was a last minute thing, our location was changed", "We are filming XXXXX".
Anyhow, I am now drinking their IPA's and eating cheese from their catering. I shall give a prize to he/she who guesses what they are filming. Bonus points for suggesting how much I should charge them for the location fee, based on your guess.
Clues:
*Not a cool story bro.
*No the DWP do not have me under surveillance
*Not porn
*Not can't pay? We'll take it away. (Surprising, I thought Alphabet would have reclaimed the cars long ago)
*Not XXXXX
I now have 3 Land Rovers being wired up for sound and video in my paddock and trundling forwards & backwards from the river. Plenty of Enterprise Rental vans, SUVs, catering vans and security.
g out of my mind I went over (usual pre shower routine) and asked was asked by security what I was doing there. "Erm, you are standing on my drive way and are parked in my paddock.", "Oh it was a last minute thing, our location was changed", "We are filming XXXXX".Anyhow, I am now drinking their IPA's and eating cheese from their catering. I shall give a prize to he/she who guesses what they are filming. Bonus points for suggesting how much I should charge them for the location fee, based on your guess.
Clues:
*Not a cool story bro.
*No the DWP do not have me under surveillance
*Not porn
*Not can't pay? We'll take it away. (Surprising, I thought Alphabet would have reclaimed the cars long ago)
*Not XXXXX
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