Just to make it clear...

[Francko]

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Can anyone spot the logic connection in the sentence? (hint: there is a "why","who" and a "what")

[freakydancer]

Stop being so full on!

Paula x

Full on? I think that's rather tame.

[Buffoon]

It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

You are not making the right sounds. The British Library has a CD that could help you: BBC.

[XLMonkey]

http://www.girlfriendstealer.com/

hth

[Sockpuppet]

http://love-scent.com/

[SallyAnne]

It's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.

I am absolutely dying to meet you Duder

[Dundeegeorge]

Hmnn

I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.

Now, is that correlation or causation, I wonder....

[xoggoth]

Ho hum. I used to do quite well in that department once. I think some nice lumpy lady should do her Christian duty and make me happy once more before I snuff it.

PS I saw a book in Waterstones today, "The Art of Seduction" forget who by. It was on the three for the price of two table. You should go and buy it. I will leave it to the nasty unkind people on here to suggest the other two books.

[DaveB]

So was this one of yours then?

[realityhack]

So was this one of yours then?

"The 22-year-old, who even convinced one man she had cancer so he would marry her"

Wha?