Originally posted by el duder
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Originally posted by PaulaStop being so full on!
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Originally posted by el duderIt's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.
I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.
Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.Drivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by el duderIt's not that i CANT get a girlfriend.
I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.
Its finding the RIGHT girlfriend. One that is pretty on the eye, great with the family and a whore in the bedroom.
I am absolutely dying to meet you DuderThe pope is a tard.Comment
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I have actually had some dates and offers from girls who want to take it further. But they were not right in the head.
Now, is that correlation or causation, I wonder....Why not?Comment
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Ho hum. I used to do quite well in that department once. I think some nice lumpy lady should do her Christian duty and make me happy once more before I snuff it.
PS I saw a book in Waterstones today, "The Art of Seduction" forget who by. It was on the three for the price of two table. You should go and buy it. I will leave it to the nasty unkind people on here to suggest the other two books.Last edited by xoggoth; 27 January 2007, 16:14.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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So was this one of yours then?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveBSo was this one of yours then?
Wha?Comment
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