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    #21
    How about this forum designs a knockout profile for El Duder to replace his current one. It’s got to be one that the lasses will gag for. Suggestions? A starter for 10:

    Dynamic, successful IT entrepreneur has achieved everything in life, but now wants to share it with someone special. Must be warm, tactile, a good conversationalist and have a general appreciation of .net….
    "My God, it's huge!!"

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      #22
      Mild mannered superhero seeks Amazonian girl-next-door with similar personality disorders and a passion for D&D.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Swamp Thing
        How about this forum designs a knockout profile for El Duder to replace his current one. It’s got to be one that the lasses will gag for. Suggestions? A starter for 10:

        Dynamic, successful IT entrepreneur has achieved everything in life, but now wants to share it with someone special. Must be warm, tactile, a good conversationalist and have a general appreciation of .net….

        No no no no no!!!

        That reads: -

        Dynamic successful IT entrepreneur (very very rich) has achieved everything in life (old), but now wants to share it with someone special (lonely).

        He's not going to find anyone nice if he puts himself out there as a rich old saddo. It'd be cheaper to rent whores than romance the kind of lasses who'd respond to that!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #24
          Originally posted by realityhack
          Mild mannered superhero seeks Amazonian girl-next-door with similar personality disorders and a passion for D&D.

          Ahhhhh Thats really sweet actually! He's definately a mild mannered superhero Nice girls will love that description!

          Squirrel - you ar a star!

          Regarding the do....I'm just not going to be able to make it for a while I'm afraid. I've got 2 hen weekends in Feb and 2 weddings in March (all over the country) and with working away through the week I'll not be able to get to London on any of the other weekends.
          I'll definately do the next one, but it'll just have to be the boys this time. Gutted like
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            How about:

            Woman wanted to satisfy carnal urges. Big t*ts a bonus.

            Christians need not apply.
            Call the cops

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              #26
              Don't forget:

              Adventurous (you're a good skier, right?), sensitive (but don't say how bloody sensitive!), intelligent (I'm guessing now), and clean-shaven ( ).

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                #27
                Dynamic, successful IT entrepreneur has built up a large deposit and now wants to share it with someone special. Must be warm, moist, have a good jaw and have a general appreciation of net stockings.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by hyperD
                  Dynamic, successful IT entrepreneur has built up a large deposit and now wants to share it with someone special. Must be warm, moist, have a good jaw and have a general appreciation of net stockings.
                  You’re a smooth operator, aren’t you HD?
                  "My God, it's huge!!"

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne

                    Regarding the do....I'm just not going to be able to make it for a while I'm afraid. I've got 2 hen weekends in Feb and 2 weddings in March (all over the country) and with working away through the week I'll not be able to get to London on any of the other weekends.
                    (
                    are your hen weekends gonna be in the toon?
                    Call the cops

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Swamp Thing
                      You’re a smooth operator, aren’t you HD?
                      You should see my wife...
                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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