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zamzummim replied

27 January 2007, 13:26
Originally posted by xoggoth

Splendid advice LG, if there is a vacancy at Womens Own for an agony aunt you should do nicely. Except Marge Proops would never have said dickhead.

seconded !!
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xoggoth replied

27 January 2007, 13:23
Splendid advice LG, if there is a vacancy at Womens Own for an agony aunt you should do nicely. Except Marge Proops would never have said dickhead.
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The Lone Gunman replied

27 January 2007, 10:47
Duder you are a pillock.

Why do you hae to read so may things into the behaviour of others.

So she forgot to let you know she couldn't make it. That doesn't mean she doesn't like you.
Why could you not just wish her well, tell herthat you are a little disapointed that she forgot you were taking her out, but if she would like to go out once she gets back she should call.
Then you forget about her till she calls you.

Keep your options open dick head. You just blew out what could have been a wonderful romance.
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SallyAnne replied

26 January 2007, 23:39
Originally posted by el duder

Not being big headed, but if you ever met me Sally you would want to sleep with me.

Duder, I dont think you have the first clue what a northern bird is like - and I dont think you have the first clue what you're in for on the 9th sweetheart! You've sealed your fate with that last comment
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Churchill replied

26 January 2007, 14:45
Originally posted by zamzummim

Supremo, you forgot to add you have a wife too

Soon to be ex, but thanks for the reminder...
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zamzummim replied

26 January 2007, 13:32
Originally posted by Churchill

No. But I do have a girlfriend.

Supremo, you forgot to add you have a wife too
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Xenophon replied

26 January 2007, 13:30
Originally posted by realityhack

Handbags, handbags lads...

...but I bet none of you get to bury your nuts as often as I do...

Getting me coat now...

TAXI!!
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el duder replied

26 January 2007, 12:50
Originally posted by Churchill

No. But I do have a girlfriend.

I bet shes ugly.
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realityhack replied

26 January 2007, 12:50
Originally posted by Churchill

No. But I do have a girlfriend.

Handbags, handbags lads...

...but I bet none of you get to bury your nuts as often as I do...

Getting me coat now...
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Churchill replied

26 January 2007, 12:47
Originally posted by el duder

Do you have alittle dog dick?

No. But I do have a girlfriend.
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el duder replied

26 January 2007, 12:43
Originally posted by Churchill

No.

Do you have alittle dog dick?
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Churchill replied

26 January 2007, 12:41
Originally posted by kramer

Churchill are you short?

No.
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kramer replied

26 January 2007, 12:38
Churchill are you short?
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Churchill replied

26 January 2007, 12:26
Originally posted by el duder

Not being big headed, but if you ever met me Sally you would want to sleep with me.

Aye, that's all she'd be doing, you boring, effeminate fop!
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Warrior Princess replied

26 January 2007, 12:21
Originally posted by el duder

Not being big headed, but if you ever met me Sally you would want to sleep with me.

SA - def an offer you can't refuse!!!!!

Though think your lad might have something to say about that!!!
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