Welcome to Cornwall

[Andy2]

I have the same message for anyone thinking of visiting Swindon.

That's not good for swindon tourism.

[AtW]

That's not good for swindon tourism.

The only tourists in Swindon are those poor sods who took the wrong turn on M4...

[OwlHoot]

The only tourists in Swindon are those poor sods who took the wrong turn on M4...

Been there done that, after I was diverted off the M4 late at night due to roadworks.

They should do a sequel to Escape from New York - Escape from Swindon, with Snake Pliskin Owlhoot spending an hour finding a way back out!

[AtW]

There is a reason Carpenter did not film Snake in Swindon - nobody would believe it

[vetran]

There is a reason Carpenter did not film Snake in Swindon - nobody would believe it

Too horrific to watch.

[AtW]

Too horrific to watch.

Would not be commercially viable with 25+ rating

[d000hg]

I'm fairly sure you might see those sort of signs sometimes regardless of Covid.

[Excursion UK]

It's the new North Wales.

I always remember that Not The Nine O' Clock News sketch.

Come home to a real fire....

...buy a cottage in Wales

[d000hg]

Amazingly I saw on local news people went to St. Ives for a short break "beacuse it was quiet". When was that last the case!?

[WTFH]

Amazingly I saw on local news people went to St. Ives for a short break "beacuse it was quiet". When was that last the case!?

Last time I headed that direction, I met Brillo with his exes going the other way, they were carrying bags of cats.