How to deal with a 'Problem' Neighbour!!

[jamesbrown]

You should mount your bamboo on a hinge system so that you can hinge it up when a viewer calls and hinge it down afterwards. Painting a 3mm steel sheet with bamboo would also work.

[AtW]

Grow a pair of real palms from seeds to slowly sneak up on thy neighbour

[vetran]

And get problems from the buyer who will learn about undeclared dispute and whose lawyer will conveniently know all your details...

one is supposed to do it anonymously.

[Scruff]

Hammer frozen sausages into his lawn.

[jamesbrown]

Nip over the fence and take a picture of your garden sans bamboo, print that to a billboard facing the neighbour and put your bamboo in front of that.

[LondonManc]

Get your mother-in-law to sunbathe topless in your back garden. You'll have a tall fence up quicker than Donald could say Rio Grande.

[vetran]

Get NLyUK to sunbathe topless in your back garden. You'll have a tall fence up quicker than Donald could say Rio Grande.

FTFY

[jamesbrown]

Put a picture of Jimmy Saville on the end of a brush, connect the brush to a servo, rig the servo to a motion sensor and then install the brush in front of the bamboo so that Jimmy can oversee all cutting operations.

[AtW]

Apologise to your neighbour and promise you will never do it again.

[northernladuk]

Apologise to your neighbour and promise you will never do it again.

This is Darren_Test we are talking about. Please keep your common sense answers to some that's got half a clue.