stock market boom

[rootsnall]

BUY BUY BUY!!!

I only buy in 8am-1pm each day and then buy gold in the afternoons with the profits.

[wattaj]

Losers who failed to buy on a dip!

You are an odd little man.

[DealorNoDeal]

Prices are never too high to begin buying...

- Jesse Lauriston Livermore

Fill yer boots.

[DimPrawn]

Jesus, what’s with you and cheap Lambos?

I won't be rich enough for a decent Lambo for at least a few more hours!

Come on stock market I haven't got all day to become rich!

[Andy2]

After having made a bundle owning stocks in the roaring bull market of the 1920’s, Joe Kennedy Sr. found himself needing to get his shoes polished up.

While sitting in the shoeshine chair, Kennedy Sr. was alarmed to have the shoeshine boy gift him with several tips on which stocks he should own — yes, a shoeshine boy playing the stock market.

This unsolicited advice resulted in a life-changing moment for Kennedy Sr. who promptly went back to his office and started unloading his stock portfolio.

In fact, he didn’t just get out of the market, he aggressively shorted it — and got filthy rich because of it during the epic crash that soon followed.

[DealorNoDeal]

After having made a bundle owning stocks in the roaring bull market of the 1920’s, Joe Kennedy Sr. found himself needing to get his shoes polished up.

While sitting in the shoeshine chair, Kennedy Sr. was alarmed to have the shoeshine boy gift him with several tips on which stocks he should own — yes, a shoeshine boy playing the stock market.

This unsolicited advice resulted in a life-changing moment for Kennedy Sr. who promptly went back to his office and started unloading his stock portfolio.

In fact, he didn’t just get out of the market, he aggressively shorted it — and got filthy rich because of it during the epic crash that soon followed.

Here's a conundrum...

If a shoeshine boy tells you to buy and scoots tells you to sell, what do you do?

[AtW]

Here's a conundrum... If a shoeshine boy tells you to buy and scoots tells you to sell, what do you do?

Pooper is the equivalent of a shoeshine boy, minus actual useful shoe cleaning service

[DimPrawn]

Pooper is the equivalent of a shoeshine boy, minus actual useful shoe cleaning service

Pooper would tell you to put your shoes on your head because it's the contrarian way....

[NotAllThere]

Call your broker today!

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[DimPrawn]

The 21st century hasn't quite registered for you, has it?

Nowadays, you lose money through your browser. Much quicker and easier.

Why didn't they tell me this. It's been costing me a fortune in telegrams!