Did aliens create Covid-19?

[DimPrawn]

Poor harvest! Mysterious 200ft Covid crop circle appears in Wiltshire farmer's barley field | Daily Mail Online



I'm convinced!

[ladymuck]

Bloody attention seekers

[AtW]

Bloody attention seekers

I am all green from envy now

[NotAllThere]

"No one knows how they're made".

Yes they do.

[Paddy]

"No one knows how they're made".

Yes they do.

‘I’m an artist who makes crop circles’
Curiosity sparked John Lundberg’s unusual hobby, which businesses later used for promotional campaigns

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[Uncle Albert]

Did aliens create Covid-19?

No, that would be far too simplistic. Have a read of this it should clarify everything:

Covid Map

[ladymuck]

No, that would be far too simplistic. Have a read of this it should clarify everything:

Covid Map

I worked on a programme at Barclays called DSMP and then DSMP II

[Uncle Albert]

I worked on a programme at Barclays called DSMP and then DSMP II

Shh. Some things are best not spoken about.

[Paddy]

No, that would be far too simplistic. Have a read of this it should clarify everything:

Covid Map

It misses out the plague of 541 caused by ships using the magnetic compass, the plague of 1347 caused by the invention of the clock and cannons, and the plague of 1894 caused by the telegraph.

[Uncle Albert]

It misses out the plague of 541 caused by ships using the magnetic compass, the plague of 1347 caused by the invention of the clock and cannons, and the plague of 1894 caused by the telegraph.

Indeed, it's very much a 20th century onwards load of nonsense. It does however have outsourcing close to the centre, so it's not all bad.