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Ian Blackford Hypocrite
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Why don't you create it now? I'm sure that there's no law against it."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Sod the lockdown, if Dom can make his own decisions, so can I."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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It's the spirit of Brexit. Be a rule-maker, not a rule-taker.Originally posted by cojak View PostSod the lockdown, if Dom can make his own decisions, so can I.Comment
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how is your eyesight?Originally posted by cojak View PostSod the lockdown, if Dom can make his own decisions, so can I.Comment
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It's the wife's birthday today, so I'm just going to take her and the kid for a 60 mile round trip to a local beauty spot to check.Originally posted by vetran View Posthow is your eyesight?Comment
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Is that your standard chat up line?Originally posted by vetran View Posthow is your eyesight?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostIs that your standard chat up line?
It worked on yo momma!Comment
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It did wonder who'd spawned my backward brother. Makes sense now.Originally posted by vetran View PostIt worked on yo momma!
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Nah I used protection, imagine being related to youOriginally posted by Whorty View PostIt did wonder who'd spawned my backward brother. Makes sense now.
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FTFYOriginally posted by SimonMac View Post
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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