Was the fat little rocket man injured by a rocket?

[OwlHoot]

2020-04-27 Kim Jong Un 'may have disappeared after being injured during missile test', former North Korean officer claims

You can't make this stuff up

(although a heart attack does sound more likely)

[LondonManc]

Thought this was going to be a thread about David Furnish's fetishes. Ho hum.

[Old Greg]

2020-04-27 Kim Jong Un 'may have disappeared after being injured during missile test', former North Korean officer claims

You can't make this stuff up

(although a heart attack does sound more likely)

He suffered burns after the blast toppled him into the fondue cheese.

[Mordac]

2020-04-27 Kim Jong Un 'may have disappeared after being injured during missile test', former North Korean officer claims

You can't make this stuff up

(although a heart attack does sound more likely)

Most sensible dictators travel abroad for their medical treatment. Mugabe used to go to Singapore, there was the Ethiopian nasty who died in hospital in Brussels, and Chavez went to Cuba for his treatment (which says much about the state of Venezuelan health-care - we dodged a serious Corbyn-shaped bullet there).

Perhaps Fat-Boy Fat should have gone private?

[Old Greg]

Most sensible dictators travel abroad for their medical treatment. Mugabe used to go to Singapore, there was the Ethiopian nasty who died in hospital in Brussels, and Chavez went to Cuba for his treatment (which says much about the state of Venezuelan health-care - we dodged a serious Corbyn-shaped bullet there).

Perhaps Fat-Boy Fat should have gone private?

Funnily enough for all Cuba's manifold faults, they do healthcare pretty well (although not as well as the sad pro-Cuba rump communists in the West make out).

Interesting article here on their tradition of sending medics abroad: Cuba has a history of sending medical teams to nations in crisis | Latin America | Al Jazeera

But I'm sure Kim could have got decent treatment in China.

[OwlHoot]

He suffered burns after the blast toppled him into the fondue cheese.

Apparently he used to chomp through 10 pounds of cheese a week when he was living in Switzerland.

His arteries must have been clogged up like the drain outside a Soho kebab shop!

[Uncle Albert]

Apparently he used to chomp through 10 pounds of cheese a week when he was living in Switzerland.

His arteries must have been clogged up like the drain outside a Soho kebab shop!

He'd have been fine if it was Swiss cheese. All those holes are there to keep the blood flowing.

[OwlHoot]

2020-05-02 North Korean media releases unverified images of a smiling Kim Jong-Un making his first public appearance for 20 days amid claims he had died and handed power to his sister

Is it me, or are those photos slightly sus? Kim Jong's outline seems a bit too sharp, as if his image was cut out and photoshopped in.

[AtW]

Heart op on his fat double failed and they are still growing new one un CIA clone tanks - source: ZH

HtH

[_V_]

Probably a doppelgänger