Clap for the NHS

[Whorty]

If a couple of drinks turns you violent then you might want to give it a miss!

Not me fella, it was over the cheap side of the village. We behave ourselves in our little private road on the edge of the village

[Old Greg]

nah he is on his second half of shandy any minute now he will lump his neighbour in the care home.

At this point in the lockdown, that doesn't sound so bad.

[vetran]

Hard word?

Have you lost what little mental faculties you had left during your ban?

Must do better, see you carer for advice...

nah he is on his second half of shandy any minute now he will lump his neighbour in the care home.

[Old Greg]

Hard word?

Have you lost what little mental faculties you had left during your ban?

Must do better, see you carer for advice...

Typo corrected. Thank you.

[Bean]

All those hard word like "fellow travellers"...

Hard word?

Have you lost what little mental faculties you had left during your ban?

Must do better, see you carer for advice...

[Old Greg]

I could understand if they had, as it’s a difficult job... deciding which end to try and feed, given how much sh1te comes out both ends

All those hard words like "fellow travellers"...

[Bean]

Really? I thought they went AWOL years ago...

I could understand if they had, as it’s a difficult job... deciding which end to try and feed, given how much sh1te comes out both ends

[Old Greg]

It plays to their readership.

There was a story the other day of a slight peak in covid infections in Bradford following VE day ... as the doctor said, what started as a social distancing celebration, as the day wore on, turned into street parties with alcohol flowing. And once you get alcohol you get fights, and it's hard to punch someone from 2 metres away.

Same in the village I live in ... every day someone complains about social distancing, yet when it came to VE day the significant parts of the village turned out and had a big party.

Hey ho ...

A good show of patriotic sentiment will send the virus packing.

[vetran]

It plays to their readership.

There was a story the other day of a slight peak in covid infections in Bradford following VE day ... as the doctor said, what started as a social distancing celebration, as the day wore on, turned into street parties with alcohol flowing. And once you get alcohol you get fights, and it's hard to punch someone from 2 metres away.

Same in the village I live in ... every day someone complains about social distancing, yet when it came to VE day the significant parts of the village turned out and had a big party.

Hey ho ...

If a couple of drinks turns you violent then you might want to give it a miss!

[Whorty]

Its strange how media such as the Daily Fail and it's ilk considers this and the recent VE day parties as fine yet when a couple of people sit in the park, with social distancing, they're called 'covidiots'....

It plays to their readership.

There was a story the other day of a slight peak in covid infections in Bradford following VE day ... as the doctor said, what started as a social distancing celebration, as the day wore on, turned into street parties with alcohol flowing. And once you get alcohol you get fights, and it's hard to punch someone from 2 metres away.

Same in the village I live in ... every day someone complains about social distancing, yet when it came to VE day the significant parts of the village turned out and had a big party.

Hey ho ...