Boris is dead

[DimPrawn]

lucky to get that ventilator do you not think?

[Paddy]

lucky to get that ventilator do you not think?

Boris probably unplugged it from another patient

[WTFH]

According to Donald yesterday:
1. The UK has begged the US for 200 ventilators, which he is currently considering
2. He is sending 3 top people from 2 large medical companies to help Boris in hospital. They have some great (undisclosed) treatments that will definitely work. But he is unable to name the companies or the people.

[scooterscot]

What really? When?

[WTFH]

What really? When?

Donald Trump says UK asking for 200 'desperately needed' ventilators from US amid coronavirus crisis | London Evening Standard

Trump said he asked 'genius' drug companies to help Boris Johnson fight coronavirus | Metro News

[Lost It]

Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?

[Old Greg]

Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?

PMs don't typically get a state funeral.

[LondonManc]

Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?

You'd hope that he'd get better treatment than Joe Scrote from chavtown to be fair.

[TestMangler]

Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?

Only question we need answered about Boris' funeral is whether or not to wait until he's dead to have it.

[DimPrawn]

Only question we need answered about Boris' funeral is whether or not to wait until he's dead to have it.

Hopefully he will outlive you.