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Boris admitted to hospital
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When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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eyebleach.me eyebleach for your mind, soothe the shockingOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostThe Horror! Oh The Horror!
I can't unsee that you git.
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Is that Photoshopped or does Boris really have tits like that?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I'd say he really does have a fine pair. Not sure when that photo was taken, mind you as I suspect he's lost a bit of weight in the past year.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIs that Photoshopped or does Boris really have tits like that?Comment
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Is this the first time Boris has admitted to anything?Boris admitted to hospital
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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They've kicked the barsteward out now, apparently, according to TWAO.
Ho hum.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Boris discharged from hospital after trying to discharge into a nurseOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostThey've kicked the barsteward out now, apparently, according to TWAO.
Ho hum.Comment
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I’ve motor boated on smaller.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNow THAT'S a war chest.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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So this thread has gone from “Boris admitted... ” to “Boris discharge...”
eww, and indeed, yuck.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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