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    Since Cummings did a runner, Johnson has struggled. No one to tell him what to say, how to say it, when to breathe...
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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Since Cummings did a runner, Johnson has struggled. No one to tell him what to say, how to say it, when to breathe...
      A ventilator will sort out that last one.

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Since Cummings did a runner, Johnson has struggled. No one to tell him what to say, how to say it, when to breathe...
        Talking of Cummings: one naturally wonders what happened to him; it's been some days since he crept out of the crypt.
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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Since Cummings did a runner, Johnson has struggled. No one to tell him what to say, how to say it, when to breathe...
          Maybe David Beckham will lend him his old ipod Posh Spice gave him where it's just her instructing him to "breath in ... breathe out ... breath in ...".

          Bozo is very unlucky that all the other public figures have only suffered the celebrity strain of the virus. Have they traced who infected him with the serious strain back to Salisbury yet?
          Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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            Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
            Maybe David Beckham will lend him his old ipod Posh Spice gave him where it's just her instructing him to "breath in ... breathe out ... breath in ...".

            Bozo is very unlucky that all the other public figures have only suffered the celebrity strain of the virus. Have they traced who infected him with the serious strain back to Salisbury yet?
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              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Professor Chris Whitty

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              According to the Wail, it was Barnier.
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                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Not sure if Boris belongs to that category.
                Feck, I'm agreeing with Scooty ...... Doctor, I need some meds NOW
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                  Originally posted by wattaj View Post
                  Talking of Cummings: one naturally wonders what happened to him; it's been some days since he crept out of the crypt.
                  He's not so good when the sun is shining
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    According to the Wail, it was Barnier.
                    So anyone but Barnier then. Unless its in the Express too?

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                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                      Feck, I'm agreeing with Scooty ...... Doctor, I need some meds NOW
                      You can collect them from the Heathrow Thistle...

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