How forthcoming are you required to be to the police?

[Scoobos]

My advice?

Keep it in your pants.

[northernladuk]

To ease the monotony of lock downs and the doom and gloom circulating in the media I suggest whatever you say just insert the phrase 'Get ****ed pig' after every sentence.

It'll brighten up a gloomy day, I promise.
Well it will mine anyway.

[DealorNoDeal]

I wonder how drug dealers are fairing at the moment.

[Zigenare]

I'm not going to lie, clearly that's the easy option "I'm going to Tesco".

Has anyone seen police enforcing this stuff locally? We've had posters put up on footpaths but we hardly ever get a police car in the village even in peacetime, mores the pity with groups of kids burning bins and so on!

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I drove to Anglesey on Saturday, single crewed. Saw cars being stopped. Yesterday my brother did the same journey and got stopped by plod, he had his wife in the car so I assume it's multiple occupancy they're looking for.

Tomorrow I'm heading back to Anglesey for my mother's funeral with CM and offspring. If stopped I shall politely answer Plod's questions and I have no doubt we will be allowed on our way.

[WTFH]

I wonder how drug dealers are fairing at the moment.

Turnover is not to be sniffed at.

[MyUserName]

Has anyone seen police enforcing this stuff locally?

Yep. A couple of times up and down the footpath and road next to my house. When they are doing it on the path we can hear them when we have the back door open or are in the garden with the kids.

[Paddy]

Tell them you're off to the donut shop, they'll understand

I am off to the chemist to buy some ant-flatulence medicine. (Fart) and a prescription for my Tourette’s, f&&&

[SeededLoaf]

I wonder how drug dealers are fairing at the moment.

They are probably doing alright selling on the dark web. Postal services don't seem affected yet.

Spend some bitcoin

[WTFH]

I'm not going to lie, clearly that's the easy option "I'm going to Tesco".

Has anyone seen police enforcing this stuff locally? We've had posters put up on footpaths but we hardly ever get a police car in the village even in peacetime, mores the pity with groups of kids burning bins and so on!

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Yes, there's been increased police presence over the weekend near me.
Close to my house are areas belonging to the National Trust and Forestry Commission. They are always popular with walkers, mountain bikers and other ne'er do wells on wheels. All the local NT car parks are closed, but it doesn't stop the irresponsibles from turning up because it's their Wailing right.

Cops were asking people where they were from and if they had proof that they were local, not just someone who had driven here to spread their virus.

[LondonManc]

Only criminals have a problem.

But stay offline, for the sake of everyone else's health.

FTFY