It looks like every officious arsehole in the area has donned dayglo leisure wear and headed out to the park to power walk about with stern "I AM HAVING MY ALLOWED EXERCISE DURING A PANDEMIC, KEEP TWO METERS BACK" looks on their face.
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What colour is yours.Originally posted by minestrone View PostIt looks like every officious arsehole in the area has donned dayglo leisure wear and headed out to the park to power walk about with stern "I AM HAVING MY ALLOWED EXERCISE DURING A PANDEMIC, KEEP TWO METERS BACK" looks on their face.
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I think that may be wishful thinking on your part. Don't get me wrong, I cycle myself, but plunging down steep, potholed country lanes, for example, sounds far riskier than a gentle pootle in the car out to a beauty spot to walk the dog, which is (apparently) not permitted.Originally posted by Whorty View PostBecause, in the main, cyclists don't cause many RTAs that require an NHS response. The majority of accidents that involve cyclists are caused by car/van/lorry drivers.
My road bike is worth the best part of £6k .... I look after it and treat it with respect and ride accordingly.Comment
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Some guy was boasting on Twatter that he felt so much better after his 45 mile bike rideOriginally posted by The Janter Effect View PostI think that may be wishful thinking on your part. Don't get me wrong, I cycle myself, but plunging down steep, potholed country lanes, for example, sounds far riskier than a gentle pootle in the car out to a beauty spot to walk the dog, which is (apparently) not permitted.
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#Vodafone is now #Stay Home Vodafone.DE
The network name on my phone changed. Was it just a terminal in the data centre? 'Are you sure you wish to change the network name' Press enter to proceed..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Was it Wiggins? You gotta be pretty damn fit to do 45 miles in your allotted 1 hourOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSome guy was boasting on Twatter that he felt so much better after his 45 mile bike ride
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Where does this 1 hour come from?Originally posted by The Janter Effect View PostWas it Wiggins? You gotta be pretty damn fit to do 45 miles in your allotted 1 hourComment
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It was said by (I think Gove, may have been Boris) but its not in the official guidance
Coronavirus outbreak FAQs: what you can and can't do - GOV.UK
But that said, they are saying only key workers to work at certain points, but if you read that, it clearly says - No, if you cant work from home, go to work on non essential tasks.
That's typical of the management of this whole thing though. I'd rather all (bar key workers).
Oh and following that - if you are with someone sick at work, if you help them - don't go home, just wash yer hands and get back to work, then go home and infect your family.
Guidance for employers and businesses on coronavirus (COVID-19) - GOV.UK
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I noticed that the natives are getting restless as there are a lot more out walking and driving today."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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The good old days
Back in the Good Old Days of IT , a certain company had a wizard marketing priniciple - FUD - meaning Fear Uncertainty and Doubt.
It worked wonders back then - and - dare I say it ? Seems just as effective nowadays.
Boya and Girls - do be ever so good since you cant be too careful nowadays.
PS I for one favour policies that reward the rich and punish the poor - I think.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 2 April 2020, 18:35.Comment
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